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name = Timo Haaksluoto
e-mail = timohaks@hotmail.com
homepage = www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/6597
town = Joensuu
country = Finland
Joke = How come women's toes wrinkle, when a man strokes his weenie in?
She has forgotten her tights on.
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How does a blind sky-diver know, when the earth is closing in?
When his guiding dog's rope loosens.


name = Lana Abdul-Haq
e-mail = louha@hotmail.com
homepage = 0
town = Amman
country = Jordan
Joke = Why are governments like prostitutes?
Because you always get screwed up and you have to pay for it.

name = Christa Ledford
e-mail = christamaire@hotmail.com
homepage = 0
town = Decatur
country = Texas USA
Jokes = How much does a Pirate spend on a ear of corn??????
A buck-an-ear
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H Cronje was gonna be cremated but no one wanted to throw the match

name = Yuxiang
e-mail = diablilloyxgao@hotmail.com
homepage = 0
town = Valencia
country = Spain
Joke = Two hunters go into the forest. Suddenly, one of them faints. The other one calls for an ambulance.
"Make sure he's dead or alive"the doctors says.
They hear a gunshot. "He's dead. Now what?"The other hunter asks.


Name = Alaabasha
e-mail = asd_asd987@yahoo.com
Homepage = none
City = Almansourah
Country = Egypt
Jokes = Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday
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A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals.
"Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to 3, and supper from 6 to 8," explained the clerk.
"Look here," inquired the farmer in surprise, "when am I going to get time to see the city?"

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